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A Graduating Senior On How To Best “Do” College
By Michael Colton In the words of Dean James Valentini and a recent Columbia Confessions poster, “college is meant to be the most...
Michael Colton


Letter from the Editor, April 2022
Earlier this month, scrolling through Elon Musk–owned Twitter, I came across some 2020 data on the subscription base of Harper’s...
Claire Shang
Micaela Cacho-Negrete
By Dariya Subkhanberdina As a loyal, if not compulsive, Depop shopper for years now, I couldn’t help but feel somewhat giddy while...
Dariya Subkhanberdina


The Scaffolded City
Confronting New York's sidewalk sheds. By Justin Liang Surely it must be classed among the seven wonders of New York, alongside the...
Justin Liang


Would a Princess Do That?
Affirmative By Becky Miller Yes, a princess would absolutely smack a pigeon between the thighs to assert her dominance over her sidewalk...
Anouk Jouffret and Becky Miller


Sonya Douglass
On designing the new Black studies curriculum for New York City public schools.
Ellida Parker


On the Will to Party
Getting from one side to the other.
Zibia Caldwell


The Faces of GS
The particulars of the School of General Studies.
Andrea Contreras


The Bard at the Circus
Cast and creatives on the “Circusification of Hamlet.”
Maya Weed


Kassia Karras
By Michaela Sawyer Kassia Karras, BC ’22, used to be known as “Mrs. UnlocktheSwehg.” These days, she sports the username “Purified Smoke”...
Michaela Sawyer


The Postcard, April 2022
The Yassification of Columbia Admin
Chloë Gottlieb and Daniel Seizer


Making Mischief
Columbia's history of minor mayhems.
Anna Patchefsky


Aibel Relabels
Regarding Columbia's greatest failure. By Alexander Aibel To be quite honest, though I’ve been here for over two years, I haven’t entered...
Alexander Aibel


Dean Spade
Practicing people power.
Kelsey Kitzke


Two Poems
By Skylar Wu Fonsphobia (Fear of Spring) Spring is the most plump, most miserable mushroom to ever grow out of my eyes. Teal and yellow...
Skylar Wu
The Threat of Masculinity
On skinny white boys in skirts.
Leah Samoa Overstreet


Sharon Marcus
On the stories we tell and the stories we don’t about the women who don’t quite fit in.
Dominy Gallo


Celebrating Jane Watson
By Will Lyman, with an introduction by Chloë Gottlieb and Daniel Seizer In April, we published the following piece. It follows a night in...
Will Lyman


In Which Our Hero Embraces Tradition
By Elizabeth Jackson It had come to Verily’s attention that he might not be making the most of his college experience. In fact, such a...
Elizabeth Jackson


Much Overdue
On doing away with library fines. By Muni Suleiman I have always had a complicated relationship with the library. Even before I could...
Muni Suleiman
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