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Nicole Kohut and Dominy Gallo
Did You Commit Election Fraud?
Affirmative By Nicole Kohut. Of course I committed election fraud–I’m a dutiful citizen. In fact, I’ve basically spent my entire life...
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Lyla Trilling and Gabe Garon
Was That a Girlboss Slay?
Affirmative By Gabe Garon. If that wasn’t a girlboss slay, I sure as hell don’t know what is. There I was, in the middle of a team...
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Nicole Kohut and Michael Colton
Was That Good for You (the Sex)?
I always knew I’d lose my virginity in college.
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Nicole Kohut and Malia Simon
Did You Leave Your Room Today?
Affirmative By Nicole Kohut This question is a mental one. To the uncritical eye, my sustained geographic location might serve as...
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Harris Solomon and Nicole Kohut
Don’t You Just Love Quarantining in LA?
Affirmative By Harris Solomon It’s soft and warm inside my bed. I’m dreaming about ahi tuna and equitable wealth redistribution when a...
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Dominy Gallo and Malia Simon
Is Delicious Really in the Details?
Affirmative By Malia Simon I have found myself in many unforeseen circumstances in my time at Columbia: accidentally becoming really good...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Should We CAVA Them?
Affirmative By Alice Statley Unpopular opinion: yes, make the call. I’m speaking to everyone except those select few who yearn for the...
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Nora May McSorley and Jacob Snyder
Should I Transfer?
Affirmative By Nora May McSorley If you’re considering it, then you may actually have the brains admissions thinks you do. Otherwise, you...
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Gi Ferrigine and Nora May McSorley
Will You Take the Double?
Affirmative By Gi Ferrigine With you? My roommate of already the past three years? Of course! How could I not want to double with you?...
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Jacob Snyder and Gi Ferrigine
Are We a Thing?
Affirmative Tell me one thing: when it’s a cold Saturday night in late January, who’s going to join you in opening a bottle of wine,...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Are You Gonna Finish That?
Affirmative All is going supremely well for me in college, thank you for asking, except for that my roommate Sarah is a state-of-the-art...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Is this Friendship?
Affirmative By Frank Baring “I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.”...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Was it Worth It?
Affirmative Stumbling bleary-eyed out of Butler as the sun begins to peer bashfully over the horizon, one often struggles to free oneself...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Do you March?
Affirmative By Isaiah Bennett Are you fucking kidding me? I March… so hard. You know what March means, don’t you? Shit might as well be...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Does Love Exist?
Affirmative Yes. People who don’t believe in love are just unwilling to give it a shot. Love doesn’t come easy; it catches you by...
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Isaiah Bennet and Alex Swanson
Can I Build off Your Point?
Affirmative By Isaiah Bennet Oh god yes, Desmond, you sugar-tongued devil, you. Build on, my dear, though I fear the bloated corpse of my...
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The Blue and White Magazine
U Up?
AFFIRMATIVE By Saif Maqbool 3:32AM “yeah” If you text long enough into the abyss, the abyss texts back also into you. I am indeed up –...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Are You Still Pre-Med?
Affirmative By Virginia Ambeliotis Yes, I’m still Premed. I’m sick of people who look at me in a pitying way and offer me some crap about...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Was Columbia Your First Choice?
Affirmative by Nia Brown First choice? Columbia was the only choice! The Dean, and also several brochures, said so. “The Greatest...
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The Blue and White Magazine
Are you gonna eat that?
Affirmative By Tatini Mal-Sarkar Yeah, why wouldn’t I eat it? The grease dripping from this pizza is better than the condescension you’re...
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